....:::: Rizak the Really Horrible's SOUNDS ::::....

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/000.mp3
"There's always an excuse, isn't there double-o zero?"

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/10plus2.mp3
"And then, the true meaning of Christmas came through and the Grinch found the strength of ten grinches plus two."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/1autodestruct.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/2010_01.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/20thcenturyfoxtheme.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/2hellwithyou01.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/4ladies2.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/50bucks.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/5oclock.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/65mps.mp3
"They gave her a goodbye party at 65. Miles per second. Retirement by Rocket next on Sick Sad World."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/6inspikepenis.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/6thgradegrad.mp3
"And how do we do that mister sixth grade graduate?"

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/8am.mp3
"Why are we all forced to go to work at the same time? Who arbitrarily decided that eight am was a good time for everyone to go to work?"

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/911x100.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/937msgs.mp3
"You have nine hundred thirty-seven messages, all of which are marked urgent."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/abfrag.mp3
"Abso-fragging-lutely dammit."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/abitsilly.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/about2.mp3
"That's what Christmas is all about Charlie Brown."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/actionbirdman.mp3
"Time for action. BIRDMAN!"

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/again.mp3
"AGAIN!"

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/ahscrewit.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/alcohol.mp3
"You have consumed enough alcohol for one evening."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/alibi.mp3
"Well, that has alibi written all over it."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/alive.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/allgay.mp3
"All my friends are gay. All my friends are gay."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/allwomen.mp3
"I think I speak for all women capable of reproduction when I say NO."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/allyourbase.mp3
"All your base are belong to us."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/alwaysaboutyou.mp3
"Oh, right. Of course it's always about you, isn't it?"

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/andnowwemayparty.mp3
"And now we may party!"

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/angry.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/ankles.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/annoyou.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/anymessages.mp3
"Computer, any messages for me?"
"Confirmed."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/apologizetocanada.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/appraisl.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/askaquestion.mp3
"May I ask you a question?"
"That is a question. Would you like to ask another?

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/assholex3.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/atomicbatteries.mp3
"Atomic batteries to power, turbines to speed."
"Roger, ready to move out."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/att.mp3
"You're not dealing with AT&T"

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/attitude.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/attitude2.mp3
"Whoa! Attitude!"

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/austinphone.mp3
SFX: Austin Powers' car phone

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/autodef.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/automatondroids.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/aversion.mp3
"Aversion therapy. By associating pain with a specific pleasure, you'll be conditioned not to do it again."
"I doubt it. He's so damned cute!"

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/b5door.mp3
SFX: Babylon5 door chime

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/backinstyle.mp3
"Uh, noone's talking to you dear. Just stand over there and wait for your clothes to come back in style."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/badfeelg.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/badgers.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/badges1.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/badges2.mp3
"Badges? We don't need no stinking badges! VAMANOS!"

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/badkitty2.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/badsquishy.mp3
"Bad Squishy. BAD Squishy."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/badthing.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/badwriting.mp3
"The Password is: bad writing."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/ballsy.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/bartles.mp3
"Thanks for your support."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/bathtub2.mp3
"What are you two doing in here"
"We're having fun in the bathtub."
"Yeah!"

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/batteriesaredead.mp3
"Confound it! The batteries are dead!"

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/battlywar.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/bearthing.mp3
"Don't ask me why. It's a bear thing."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/beback.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/beef.mp3
"Where's the beef?"

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/beerpour.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/beggars.mp3
"Well, that's not exactly an apology, but you know what they say about beggers."
"That they'll only spend it on booze?"
"Nevermind."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/begone.mp3
"Begone, Evil One!"

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/believeimstoned.mp3
"Oh, to hell with it. I do believe I'm stoned."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/beofservice.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/bepolite.mp3
"You know I was only trying to BE POLITE!"

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/besttuna.mp3
"If there was one thing Mrs. Smith was sure of, it was that her brand of tuna was best."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/betterthaneveryoneelse.mp3
"Fred, all I know about computers is that I want a better one than everyone else."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/betterthanthis.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/bewareromulans.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/bidding2.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/bigger.mp3
"We've seen what you can do with a boy. How are you when they come a little bigger?"

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/bigman.mp3
"Big mouth don't make a big man."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/bigrbox.mp3
"I think I need a bigger box."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/bigwords.mp3
"Stop now, or I shall use more big words at you!"

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/bile.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/bioneye.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/bionic1.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/bitches.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/bitterman.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/bippy2.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/blastedkids.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/bleepfest.mp3
"Oh, Lois. You are so full of BLEEP! What? Now I can't say BLEEP! in my own BLEEP! house? BLEEP! great Lois, just BLEEP! great. You know, you're lucky you're good at BLEEP! my BLEEP! or I'd never put up with you. You know what I'm talking about. When you BLEEP! lubed up BLEEP! toothpaste in my BLEEP! and a BLEEP! cherry BLEEP! Episcopalian BLEEP! extension cord BLEEP! wetness BLEEP! with a parking ticket? That is the best."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/blinddatedestiny.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/blowskirt.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/blowsmoke.mp3
"Ooo, she must have blown some smoke up your butt. Did she use a giant fan or just some kind of hose?"

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/blucher1.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/blueprints.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/bodycount.mp3
"Dear diary, my teen angst bullshit has a body count."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/bomb3.mp3
"But here, cleverly disguised as a bomb, is a bomb!"

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/bond_sc.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/bonddie.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/boner.mp3
"Now you pulled a boner tonight and you know it."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/boobjob.mp3
"Look at that one there. Maybe she got a boobjob."
"Oh, come on. She's too young for a boobjob."
"Oh, they do that at birth now. What are you talking about?"

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/botherme.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/bothways.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/bow2sensei.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/brains.mp3
"God gave men brains larger than dogs' so they wouldn't hump womens' legs at cocktail parties."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/brainstorm.mp3
"Remember, the first rule of brainstorming is to openly mock the opinions of others."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/braintumor.mp3
"Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?"

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/breaks.mp3
"Grownups get all the breaks."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/breakwevebeenlookingfor.mp3
"To the Batmobile! This could be the break we've been looking for."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/breastsdangerous.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/brwniest.mp3
"Of all the Charlie Browns in the world, you're the Charlie Browniest."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/budapest.mp3
"Enjoy your years in Budapest?"
"Oh, very much. It's gay there!"

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/bughumbar.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/bunchofpansies.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/bunny-comein.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/bunny-ohface.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/bunny-printererattack.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/burninhell.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/busybodies.mp3
"You busy bodies have busied your last body!"

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/buttsnorkling.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/byyourcommandslow.mp3
"By your command."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/cabin.mp3
"I'd like to kiss you, but I just washed my hair."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/cableoperators.mp3
"I'm worried that Ajax might be in the clutches of the filthiest, greediest animals on earth."
"Cable system operators?"

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/candles.mp3
"What is it with lesbians and candles?"

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/cannotsay.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/cantgetridofbomb.mp3
"Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb!"

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/carpediem.mp3
"Carpe diem, Dilbert."
"Sieze the day."
"What?"
"Carpe diem."
"I think that's a fish."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/cashreg.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/cassette.mp3
"Now available on video cassette."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/catwomanneverlearn.mp3
"Oh, Catwoman. Catwoman, will you never learn?"

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/cbbeans.mp3
"Luther, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of two people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/cbginjt.mp3
"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/cbregret.mp3
"If that plane leaves the ground and you're not with him, you'll regret it. Maybe not today and maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your life."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/cbscolor.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/cbyoukid.mp3
"Here's looking at you, kid."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/charge.mp3
"Oi! I should charge for these sessions."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/charmofmaking.mp3
"Anál nathrach, orth' bháis's bethad, do chél dénmha."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/check.mp3
"Yes, sir. The check is in the mail."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/cheerleadingskills.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/cheetos.mp3
"Where are the Cheetos?"

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/cheezwhiz.mp3
"I'd like to dip you in Cheez Whiz and spread you over a Ritz cracker if I'm not being too subtle."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/chef.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/chess1.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/chitchat.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/chosenwisely.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/chosepoorly.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/chunky.mp3
"Chunky! Extra thick for extra flavour."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/circlek.mp3
"Bill?"
"What?"
"Strange things are afoot at the Circle-K."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/cleverer.mp3
"You know you're cleverer than you look."
"Still, better than looking cleverer than you are. Follow me please."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/clint.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/clownsuit.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/clumsychild.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/cmplicat.mp3
"Why must you needlessly complicate everything?"

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/coexistonmyterms.mp3
"We can coexist, but only on my terms. You will say you lose your freedom. Freedom is an illusion. All you lose is the emotion of pride. To be dominated by me is not as bad for human pride as to be dominated by others of your species."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/coffeezilla.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/coldcerealmaybetoast.mp3
"I can't cook a Thanksgiving dinner? All I can make is cold cereal and maybe toast!"
"That's right. I've seen you make toast."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/comingatyou.mp3
"Coming at you!"

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/computersnevermakemistakes.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/conjuror.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/conspiracy.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/constructive.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/consultant.mp3
"He doesn't look like any consultant I've ever seen."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/control.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/conversation.mp3
"It's my fault. I was attempting an actual conversation."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/cookie.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/cookies.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/corporateamerica.mp3
"Welcome to corporate America."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/correct.mp3
"That is correct sir."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/coughsyrup.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/couldbeworse.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/courtdisaster.mp3
"It doesn't pay to court disaster Robin."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/courtneylove.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/crackatoffice.mp3
"Hi Lydia. You've temped for them before. There's a dress code and your skirt needs to actually cover your ass. I don't care where your tattoo is. You cannot show crack at the office."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/crapfest.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/crazypills.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/crazytalk.mp3
"Do you ever get tired of watching bad things happen to people?"
"That's crazy talk."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/create.mp3
"You repaired me, you did not create me. I am a Cylon."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/creditcards.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/criminals.mp3
"You filthy criminals."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/cunning.mp3
"I have a cunning plan which could get you out of this problem."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/curly.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/custard.mp3
"One thing puzzles me Baldric: how did you manage to get so much custard out of such a small cat."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/cutcrap.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/daddio.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/dalailama.mp3
"Who died and make you the Dalai Lama?"

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/damncomputer.mp3
"Damn computer. It ate everything! Big, fat, smug, damn stupid, crappy, piece of crappy crap!"

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/damnfinecoffee.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/damngoodcoffee.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/damnyou.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/damnyouinternet.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/dance.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/dangrous.mp3
"I think that would be extraordinarily dangerous."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/danishchicks1.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/daplane.mp3
"Da plane! Da plane!"

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/darnu2heck.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/dastardlyplans.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/daylight1.mp3
"Slap some bacon on a biscuit and let's go! We're burning daylight!"

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/dayofreckoning.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/dcorrect.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/DDAmotto.mp3
"Remember, at DDA our motto is we just want to see you lubed up and semi-conscious."
"Happy! We just want to see you happy!"
"We changed the motto?"

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/deadjim.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/deadpeople.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/decaf.mp3
"Dude! Decaf."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/defox.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/degradation.mp3
"Television is responsible for the utter degradation of our society. We should write letters!"
"Mom?"
"What?"
"Get a life."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/deletedHDD.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/dementedsanta.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/dentalrecords.mp3
"Now do it or they'll be identifying you by your dental records!"

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/depth.mp3
"Sometimes your shallowness is so thorough it's almost like depth."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/despicable.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/destroy.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/detailedfiles.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/dethstng.mp3
"A chat with you and somehow death loses its sting."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/deviltry.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/diabolical.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/diapertribbles.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/dicktracy.mp3
"It's here at last. The new Dick Tracy, two-way wrist-radio that keeps you in constant touch with your buddies."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/didntseeanything.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/diedmontana.mp3
"Ew. I've died and gone to Montana."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/dielive.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/dies2soon.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/digme.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/dilsex2.mp3
"You made this happen. You made me think of Dilbert and sex at the same time!"

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/dir.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/dirtygermangirls.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/disco.mp3
"I love disco, and I hear it's making a comeback."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/disengage.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/disgruntled.mp3
"Everybody down, he's becoming disgruntled!"

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/disinclined.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/dismisd.mp3
"DISMISSED!"

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/disturbg.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/diva.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/doesnotc.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/doesntknowquit.mp3
"I'll be tireless in my efforts for Duckman doesn't know the meaning of the word quit."
"Apparently, the word 'clue' slipped through the cracks as well."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/doesthatsuck.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/dogsowar.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/doguare.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/donkeysenses.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/dontdoitatall.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/dontmindlying.mp3
"You know, I think you're the most beautiful woman in the whole world?"
"Do you really?"
"No, but I don't mind lying if it'll get me somewheres."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/dontplaydumb.mp3
"Oh, don't play dumb."
"We're better at it than you."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/dontsuckup.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/donttugonthat.mp3
"Nonononono, don't tug on that. You never know what it might be attached to."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/dontyouread.mp3
"Honestly. Don't you two read?"

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/doorman.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/dorkalert.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/dothat.mp3
"I wouldn't do that if I were you."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/doubledogdare.mp3
"Well, I double dog dare you!"

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/doublemeds.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/doublesecret.mp3
"Then as of this moment they're on double secret probation."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/dragon.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/dragonincident.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/dratcomp.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/drinkhvy.mp3
"It's my advice to you to start drinking heavily."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/drinkup2.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/drnotclown.mp3
"Damnit Jim. I'm a doctor, not a rodeo clown."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/drug.mp3
"Sounds like it's having an hallucinogenic effect. Not like a drug which is harmful and wrong and just say no, but spacey nonetheless."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/drunkbear.mp3
"I for sure ain't gonna hold down no drunk bear."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/dstryit.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/dude.mp3
"The Sportos and Motorheads, Geeks, Sluts, Bloods, Wasteoids, Dweebies, Dickheads ... they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/dumbass.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/dumbass2.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/dumber.mp3
"Whoa! Dumber than advertised!"

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/dvlscndy.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/egadimbecile.mp3
"Egad, but you're an imbecile."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/eggdream.mp3
"What do you think an egg dream means?"
"Hmmm. Probably an omen."
"A good omen?"
"How many good omens involve things that come out of a chicken's butt?"
"There only has to be one."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/eldrbery.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/elfpractice2.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/elmerlaf.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/EMB_attention.mp3
"HEY! Pay attention!"

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/EMB_badisgood.mp3
"Bad is good, baby! Down with government!"

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/EMB_bomber.mp3
"I'm the Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight!"

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/EMB_boombaby.mp3
"Boom, baby! Boom! I'm the Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight!"

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/EMB_cometclub.mp3
"So he says to me, 'You've got to do something smart. Something BIG. You want to be a super villain, right' and I go, 'Yeah, baby. Yeah, yeah! What do I gotta do?' He says, 'You got bombs. Blow up the Comet Club. It's packed with superheroes, you'll go down in supervillain history.' and I go, Yeah, baby! 'Cause I'm the Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight! AAAAAAAhahahahahahaha!"

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/EMB_gimmick.mp3
"He says to me, 'You got style, baby. But if you're gonna be a real villain, you gotta get a gimmick.' And so, I says, 'Yeah, baby. A gimmick! That's it! High explosives.'"

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/EMB_gravy.mp3
"So, he says to me, 'You wanna be a bad guy?' and I say, 'Yeah, baby! I wanna be bad!' I says, Cursive space ponies, I'm making gravy without the lumps!' AAAAAAAhahahahahahaha!"

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/EMB_itcouldhappen.mp3
"This could happen to you, baby. This could happen to anybody!"

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/EMB_jib.mp3
"So, he says, 'I don't like the cut of your jib.' and I go, I says, 'It's the only jib I got, baby!'"

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/EMB_legs.mp3
"And so, he says to me, 'You got legs, baby. You're everywhere. You're all over the place!' Yeah."
"Hello?"
"HhhhhhhhhhhhI!"
"What are you doing?"
"I just, uh ... I just, uh wanted to use the, uh ... and so he says, 'Evil's ok in my book! What about yours?' and I go, 'Yeah, baby! Yeah! Yeah!' ... I, I, uh, just wanted to, uh, wash my hands."
"Oh, ok. Buy why does your bag say 'bombs' on it?"
"Oh, he he, that's just, uh, BOOM, baby! BOOM! I'm the Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight!"
"Oh, great."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/EMB_notwrong.mp3
"Excuse me. Excuse me. And then I says, 'Tell me I'm wrong', and he says, 'I can't baby, because you're not!'"

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/EMB_rest.mp3
"AN OBJECT AT REST CANNOT BE STOPPED!"

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/emrgency.mp3
SFX: Emergency tones)

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/engineer.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/enlightenmentstuff.mp3
"Good luck with that enlightenment stuff."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/enteringhell.mp3
"We are now entering hell. Please keep your hands and elbows inside the car."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/entertnd.mp3
"See that the humans remain entertained until the end."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/eol.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/equipment.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/escapedrobot.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/everybodyfalls.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/everyman.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/existential.mp3
"For your purposes, 'existential' means pseudo-intellectual poser with accessories from the street faire."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/exitdoubletime.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/exitstarburst.mp3
"We are about to exit Starburst. There is no reason for concern."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/expectresults.mp3
"You've never been out of college. You don't know what it's like out there. I've worked in the private sector. They expect results."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/explodingshark.mp3
"You and your trained exploding shark!"

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/eyeout1.mp3
"I want an official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle! -No, you'll shoot your eye out."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/failure1.mp3
"What we've got here is failure to communicate."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/farout.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/fatassjokes.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/fatdrunkstupid.mp3
"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/father.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/felgercarb1.mp3
"You certainly have a way of cutting through the felgercarb."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/feliznaviblah.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/fieonyou.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/filhands.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/finalanswer.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/findahappyplace.mp3
"Find a happy place. Find a happy place! FIND A HAPPY PLACE!"

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/fkngidot.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/flair1.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/flingpoo.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/fluffydoll.mp3
"Bingo! Give Brainiac a fluffy doll."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/flyfools.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/flyingcars.mp3
"It is the year 2000, but where are the flying cars. I was promised flying cars. I don't see any flying cars. Why? Why? Why?"

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/fondfondle.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/fondle.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/foodservices.mp3
"And for those with less robust scores, there are still wonderful opportunities in the food services sector."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/forgotuexisted.mp3
"Oh, for a moment I forgot you existed."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/foulplay.mp3
"I smell foul play, Sherman."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/franken.mp3
"IT'S ALIVE!"

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/freakingawesome.mp3
"This is awesome."
"This is freaking crazy."<>"This is awesome."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/fredbackup.mp3
"Fred, I'm betting you backed up the files I just deleted."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/fredserverfull.mp3
"Fred, the server was full, so I deleted all the files."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/freedomirrelevant.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/freeyourmind2.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/friendlyhug.mp3
"Uh, is a friendly hug between two men supposed to last that long?"

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/frigginidiot.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/fruits.mp3
"Fruits? We love fruits!"

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/fun.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/funeralepisode.mp3
"Tune in next week for the hilarious funeral episode on Totally Ineffectual Dad!"

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/funnyitup.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/galaday.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/gamecube.mp3
"Gamecube."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/gameover.mp3
"That's it. It's game over, man. It's game over!"

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/garbagetruck.mp3
"How am I ever gonna get a girl. I drive around in a garbage truck."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/gargleblaster1.mp3
""The Encyclopedia Galactica describes alcohol as a colorless, volatile liquid formed by the fermentation of sugars and also notes its intoxicating effect on certain carbon-based life forms. The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy also mentions alcohol. It says that the best drink in existence is the Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster. The effect of which is like having your brain smashed out with a slice of lemon wrapped 'round a large gold brick. The Guide also tells you on which planets the best Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters are mixed, how much you can expect to pay for one, and what voluntary organizations exist to help you rehabilitate.""

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/garvin2.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/gatewaymoo.mp3
"Moo."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/gaygrnt.mp3
"Because I just went GAY all of a sudden!"

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/genocide.mp3
"Good morning team. My name is Edmund Blackadder and I'm the new minister in charge of Religious Genocide."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/getnothing.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/getprize.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/gettingstupid.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/gettothepoint.mp3
"You wanna get to the point mister? Now, what is it. What are you trying to tell us?"

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/gijoe.mp3
"Remember, only GI Joe is GI Joe."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/globaladulation.mp3
"I hope this doesn't sound grandiose, but tonight I begin my preordained ascent toward the global adulation I so rickly deserve."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/glryhonr.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/goingdown.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/gonads.mp3
"Gonads are useful for their purpose, but they are no substitute for brains."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/goodnite.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/goodonya.mp3
"Good on 'ya, mate!"

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/goofed.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/googly.mp3
"Great Googaly Moogaly."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/gorditas.mp3
"Viva Gorditas."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/gotojail.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/gottapayme.mp3
"I'm the baby. Gotta pay me."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/grabtharshammer.mp3
"By Grabthar's Hammer, by the Suns of Wharvan, you shall be avenged."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/gratitud.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/greatergood.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/greatlover.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/greatrobotwars.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/grinningat.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/grudge.mp3
"I thought you said you don't hold a grudge."
"I don't. I have no surviving enemies. At all."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/guaranteed.mp3
"We demand guaranteed, rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/gumdropbuttons.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/hal.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/hal_bye.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/handsintheair.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/hard2watch.mp3
"Ma'am, please wait outside. The doctor may need to start slamming his fists on the patient's chest and yelling, 'Live, damn you. Live', and than can be hard to watch."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/hardfast.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/harmfulcode.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/hasta.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/haveapoint.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/HB.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/headroar.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/hellocomputer.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/hells.mp3
"Chinese have a lot of hells."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/hereforsheep.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/heretoserviceu.mp3
"Hello Ma'am. My name is RayRay, and I'm here to service you."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/heyabbtt.mp3
"HEY ABBOTT!"

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/hicmndr.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/highspeed.mp3
"Daria, you can't spend the rest of your life in there."
"I can once they put in my high speed internet connection."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/hinky.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/hisbrain.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/holybijou.mp3
"Holy bijou!"

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/holycaffeine.mp3
"Holly caffeine!"

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/holyhandgrenade.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/holyhollywood.mp3
"Holy Hollywood!"

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/holymerde.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/holymerlin.mp3
"Holy Merlin the Magician!"

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/hooray.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/hopinsidemymouth.mp3
"Hop inside my mouth if you want to live."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/horsegenitals.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/hounds.mp3
"Release the hounds!"

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/howevil.mp3
"I mean, it's on Microsoft's page. How evil can it be."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/hsmoke.mp3
"Hokey smoke!"

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/humiliation.mp3
"Must one person's triumph be another's humiliation?"
"Of course!"

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/humor.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/hurtme.mp3
"Why do you say things that you know will hurt me?"

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/hushmouth.mp3
"Hush your mouth."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/hypnotized.mp3
"You are now hypnotized."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/icebergs.mp3
"Great quivering icebergs. Just as I'd hoped."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/icecream.mp3
"I didn't get where I am today selling ice creams tasting of pumice stone, bookends and West Germany."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/idiots.mp3
"That's outrageous. Idiots shouldn't have money."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/igotbeavers.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/ihavetodoit.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/iloveem.mp3
"What do you think about those controversial video games?"
"I love 'em!"

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/imabear.mp3
"Does anybody care that I'm a bear?"

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/images.mp3
"I've got images in my brain that I'll NEVER get out."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/imnotbad.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/impleadr.mp3
"Presenting His Eminence, our Imperious Leader."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/importantassignment.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/inconceivable4.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/info.mp3
"The information is not complete."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/infonow.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/inmypants.mp3
"Thomas Jefferson. Philosopher, inventor, president ... and keeper of one saucy journal! The Declaration of In My Pants, tonight on Sick Sad World."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/insanityend.mp3
"When will this insanity end?"

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/inspector.mp3
"Yes, sir Inspector!"

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/instantbitch.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/insufferableknowitall.mp3
"Are you incapable of restraining yourself or do you take pride in being an insufferable know-it-all?"

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/inteldoh.mp3
SFX: Intel tones plus "D'oh!"

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/inthebible.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/inuse.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/iorderedfrenchfries.mp3
"Can't you people learn to speak English? You live in the frikkin' United States of America! I ordered French fries!"

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/irony.mp3
"Talk about irony."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/isaidgoodday.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/isthisalligot.mp3
"Oh, joy. Christmas eve. By this time tomorrow, millions of Americans knee-deep in tinsel and wrapping paper will utter those heartfelt words: Is this all I got?"

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/isthisgreat.mp3
"Oh, boy! Is this great!"

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/iswear.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/itisdone.mp3
"It is done Imperious Leader."

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/itsthemama.mp3
"It's the Mama!"

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/itsyou1.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/itsyou2.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/jackassery.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/jammer.mp3
"Do you have any idea what a satellite transmission jammer costs these days?"

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/jane.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/javaboy.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/jbtrain1.mp3

http://rizak.info/SOUNDS/jealousyrear.mp3
"Hahaha! We will now pause for jealousy to puts its head up your ugly rear."